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You can’t help but giggle at the attempts to get me to shell out for knob products. If only they knew how massive my cock already is. I thought I’d share some of the efforts I found in my spam folder.
1 – Dr Brad Castillo - Girls do not like you because your dick is too [...]
I’ve been meaning to do this for ages.
For one reason or another, my blogging achieved a little bit of popularity. As a result of that, I’ve managed to make a couple of friends, real and internet. One of those friends (internet) is Flickr commenter, Dotmund. Of all of the things I’ve established about Dotmund (besides his [...]
Free Rice is a word game. For every correct answer, ten grains of rice are given to poor people. Luckily, because you lot are officially thick cunts, the difficulty of the words adjusts to your stupidity.
Tags: rice, charidee
That’s right. According to this thing you have the mental age of a child.
Quite what this says about me, I don’t know. Probably that I’m awesome and very handsome, innit.
Tags: Youbig bunch of spazmaloids
At 10am this morning Nora Pearl Blackett, my Gran, popped her clogs. This means the next couple of days are a bit up in the air as far as knowing what I’ll be doing or where I’ll be is concerned. It also means the promise I made (to myself and no-one else) to blog at [...]
I love Boing Boing. It is, as it’s very own tagline states, a “directory of wonderful things”. Unfortunately they have one member of staff who, rather than post wonderful things, decides to use it as his personal platform.
I wouldn’t have a problem with this if he had something interesting to say. I do have a [...]
Where, oh where, should I begin telling you about how haughty Mr. Daniel WB Blackett I is? How about here: It breaks my heart and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Mr. Blackett inculcate the hermeneutics of suspicion in otherwise open-minded people. Let me cut to the chase: His reason is not [...]
I found this and did what I do best. I’m very proud of Knob Squadron.
I cancelled my MySpace account today. In the ‘Please tell us why you wish to cancel so we may be able to improve our service in future’ text box I wrote:
“Because you’re like internet cancer. Because I’m sick of getting spammed by shitty bands promoting their shitty songs. Because I don’t wish to be a [...]
…fuck it, I dunno. I suppose what I’m trying to say is I’m addicted to Facebook.
I’m a little bit ashamed to admit it. I’m so anti-social networking that I wrote this in January. But the thing I like about Facebook, as opposed to MySpace, is you can easily check up on what your old school [...]
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