Archive for the 'TV + Film' Category

I was listening to the Hard Floor remix of Blue Monday at the time. I’m aware that I said the last post would be the last one for a while but this is just momentous.
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While flicking channels I’ve discovered something incredible. Gary Rhodes is the Tim Westwood of TV chefs.
That is all.

Dear BBC,

I’ve just watched your Culture Show special on The Simpsons. When you’re trying to create a programme that purports to be a classy, high brow look at the most important television programme ever (probably), asking Nihal from Radio 1 to comment immediately turns it into a show about a cartoon for idiots. You might as [...]

Want a Nintendo DS Lite with four top games? Of course you do. Well you could win one if you manage to win my exciting competition.
The rules are very simple. To win all you have to do is assassinate Richard Madeley. That’s right, it really is that simple. Bring me the head of that smarmy, [...]

No, it’s not a Fleshlight. It’s the totally super cool Democracy Player (soon to be renamed Miro because Democracy Player is a bit shite). It lets you subscribe (via RSS) to various video channels and watch the shows at your leisure. Some of the shows are a bit gash but others are super-cool (BBC is [...]

One hour to go until the new series of Big Brother. Oh boy, oh boy I can’t wait. About three months of squealing fuckwits running around a brightly coloured house like rats in a maze, all for the British public to gawp at and judge. Who knows what freaks of nature will be dancing like [...]

You answered my prayer, Charlie is dead. Not quite as violent as I’d have liked but he’s gone and that’s all that matters. Other than that I thought the episode was a bit of a let down. Jack’s beard was excellent. Walt showed why you shouldn’t employ child actors when your show is going to [...]

Die Charlie Die

This is a request to the creators/writers of Lost. Please, please please, hurry up and kill Charlie. He must die for the following reasons:

The song by Charlie’s band ‘Drive Shaft’. It’s abominable. Even in a world where Snow Patrol can get in the charts, that song would be booed if it came out of a [...]

I just made the unfortunate mistake of giving my dad the TV remote control. I’m now under the spell of the Paul O’Grady Show.
It’s all kids and crap double entendres (Lisa Tarbuck just said ‘big job’. Hilarity ensues.). After the break, Jane fucking Asher will be on and there will be an appeal for five [...]

I just got woken up by my Dad finishing off painting the bathroom (a job I started but couldn’t be arsed to finish). You wouldn’t think the sound of soft bristles applying liquid paint to wood would make enough noise to stir me from my beauty sleep and, well, it doesn’t. Him singing “Now don’t [...]