Archive for the 'The Cats' Category
Lolcats are not offensive
If you’re so humourless that you find a picture of a cat offensive, kill yourself. This world is not for you. Lolcats break up the constant stream of murder, rape, war and famine with some heart warming ‘ahhhhhh’. They bring far more joy to the world than your stupid fucking religions.
Again…Lolcats are [...]
I’ll be honest, my dad is starting to impose rules at the moment that fucking infuriate me. When I agreed to sell him the house I made him swear the he would not force me or my cats to change our regular routines. However, lately he’s taken to locking the three of them outside. His [...]