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Bought a new computer game today but it keeps crashing. Colin McRae’s Helicoptor Simulator is wank.
A black man takes a woman home from a club. She says:
“Show me if it’s true what they say about black men.”
So he stabbed her and stole her purse.
There is a new hire car out in Portugal. It’s a small car and if you can’t get all your kids inside you can fit one in the boot. It’s called the Renault McCann.
Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?
Because he’s black.
I’m going to start blogging the jokes Leon texts me (Is ‘texts’ a real word? It doesn’t feel like one). I always forget them and they’re always pretty good.
Michael Barrymore was asked if he’ll be doing panto this year. He said “I don’t think so. I did Aladdin four years ago and haven’t heard [...]
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