Archive for the 'General idiocy' Category
I noticed a modest spike in traffic yesterday so I checked my blog stats. It seems some members of some Derby County and Nottingham Forest message boards have picked up on my rant about Steven Bywater.
Then I noticed the search terms being used to find the blog. I hate the internet.
I switched Sky Sports on this morning for my weekly football-related hangover cure and to my absolute horror I found that my beloved MILF, Claire Tomlinson, had been replaced by some non-descript, pretty boy.
Determined to find out why the morning of stroking my erection that I’d been expecting had been so cruelly taken away, I [...]
I’ve had my fair share of fuckwits comment on my blog. Well, to be fair, I’ve had my fair share of fuckwits comment on that Madeleine McCann post I did fucking forever ago. It’s clear that they’re too fucking stupid to actually read the content of the article and instead read the headline (Madeleine McCann [...]
I’m all for the legalisation of drugs. If they’re legal, you can regulate the supply to make sure it’s as safe as possible and you can tax it to cover the treatment costs for those that get a bit too fond of them. Piss easy isn’t it. Basically fucking impossible to get wrong.
But here we [...]
I cancelled my MySpace account today. In the ‘Please tell us why you wish to cancel so we may be able to improve our service in future’ text box I wrote:
“Because you’re like internet cancer. Because I’m sick of getting spammed by shitty bands promoting their shitty songs. Because I don’t wish to be a [...]
I’m making this a regular feature. There’s something about wound up teenagers mining their feeble little minds for obscure insults that makes me howl with laughter. It’s particularly funny when they get wound up over fuck all.
Being a Mac whore, I was quite interested to read about the leak of the Leopard (the new Apple [...]
We all know that the internet, while usually being a force for good, can be the perfect soapbox for the most hateful fucking idiots in the world.
For example, I read articles on Digg, Reddit and Fark. I like them because every now and again I’ll find something I like that I wouldn’t have found normally. [...]
I’ll be honest, my dad is starting to impose rules at the moment that fucking infuriate me. When I agreed to sell him the house I made him swear the he would not force me or my cats to change our regular routines. However, lately he’s taken to locking the three of them outside. His [...]
Just saw this in my Google Reader:
Police warn the public not to approach a convicted sex offender who is on the run from a psychiatric hospital.
Oh right so don’t approach convicted sex offenders on the run from a psychiatric hospital. I wondered why I kept getting raped by sex offenders from mental hospitals.
Yesterday afternoon I was sitting with a couple of mates in the Tap. One friend is a barmaid in there so I think she wanted some company on her shift and, to be honest, I don’t need much of an excuse to get pissed. We sat inside protected from the sun drinking cool pints and [...]
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