Archive for the 'Celebrity Worship' Category
Meat Loaf has cancelled his European tour because of a vocal chord cyst. He’s even stated on stage that he may have played his last ever gig.
You may be slightly surprised that I, a man with the most exquisite taste in music, would make mention of this. Rest assured, I’m not a closet fan of [...]
I hate celebrity worship more than most. I spit at the chav mags at the checkout. I nearly puked when I saw the ad for Heat Magazine in which “Ziggy and Chanelle talk about their feelings”. I understand why people would be interested when someone of note does something amazing but I honestly couldn’t give [...]
I’m going to start blogging the jokes Leon texts me (Is ‘texts’ a real word? It doesn’t feel like one). I always forget them and they’re always pretty good.
Michael Barrymore was asked if he’ll be doing panto this year. He said “I don’t think so. I did Aladdin four years ago and haven’t heard [...]
One hour to go until the new series of Big Brother. Oh boy, oh boy I can’t wait. About three months of squealing fuckwits running around a brightly coloured house like rats in a maze, all for the British public to gawp at and judge. Who knows what freaks of nature will be dancing like [...]
About 8 years ago I started my first ‘proper job’ working as a PA in a firm of independent financial advisers. My manager was, besides being a work shy waste of genetic material, the founder of the Meat Loaf UK Fan Club. I already had a pretty robust dislike for Meat Loaf but six months [...]
Like most humans with a cock and balls, I have a soft spot for Paris Hilton. Yeah, she’s done fuck all to deserve her obscene wealth. Yeah, she’s a bit dim. But you know what? I don’t really care because that saucy little minx knows exactly how to suck cock. Call me shallow if you [...]
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