Darlo Massive 4 Lyf

I was flicking through some Youtube videos from my Darlo brethren and happened upon this wonderful, all-new blog that collates the best of their work. I don’t know whose idea this was but they’re either a comedy genius or a simpleton. I just hope they keep it up.


  1. Not enough beverages are sold in blue bottles for my liking.

  2. So true. Even the imperious VK Blue is just a clear bottle with a blue plastic covering.

  3. cunty of cuntington

    the best thing about darlo is the A1 – its a way out… …thats why the bastards are shutting the turn at the burtree inn, keep us in for longer… once your here you can never leave.

    although the one night in darlo is proper chav genius…

    the blog aint for real is it (like, daft cunt), its a likeminded individual swimming in the stream of shit in a hope of finding some solace in being in this god forsaken town.

  4. I like Darlo. Hard as it is to believe, I like living here. Yeah, it’s full of cunts but cunts are everywhere. At least Darlo cunts don’t take the piss out of my accent.

    I hope it is real. It would be a shame if it’s some cynical cunt taking the piss. Mocking chavs is soooo 2005.

  5. cunty of cuntington

    i suppose they are worse places, hartlepool or even billingham… the place is ok, its the people thats the problem… and we do have more cunts per square mile than anywhere else in the UK, its a fact I saw it on newsnight, paxman looked straight down the lens and said ‘Darlington, pretty place… but more cunts live in Darlington than anywhere else in Britain, what say you MP for Darlington Alan Milburn?’ alan then replied ‘Well Mr Paxman, I dont live there so I couldnt possibly confirm’.

    the blog must be a piss take, its too well set out to be anything but… the real darlo is within the youtube videos, those are legit…

    i’m not overly fussed about darlo, but i resent that it lacks jobs and anything to do by way of entertainment

  6. Oh dear.

    I… I… erm…

    Oh dear.




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