I just had a wank then lost the use of my legs. It must have been the way I was sat as it appears that I managed to slow the arterial blood flow during the five minutes spent abusing my pump-action, single-barrelled yogurt cannon. When I mopped up then tried to stand I collapsed to floor completely unable to move my legs. I literally had to lay there while my blood transferred from my cock back to my legs.
Don’t worry, I’ll be back walking on water before you know it.
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22 November, 2007 at 11:12 am
better than having a panic attack and ending up in hospital