Archive for November, 2007
I’ve been meaning to do this for ages.
For one reason or another, my blogging achieved a little bit of popularity. As a result of that, I’ve managed to make a couple of friends, real and internet. One of those friends (internet) is Flickr commenter, Dotmund. Of all of the things I’ve established about Dotmund (besides his [...]
Peter Reid Latest; Turns Down Chance To Coach Iran
Free Rice is a word game. For every correct answer, ten grains of rice are given to poor people. Luckily, because you lot are officially thick cunts, the difficulty of the words adjusts to your stupidity.
Tags: rice, charidee
That’s right. According to this thing you have the mental age of a child.
Quite what this says about me, I don’t know. Probably that I’m awesome and very handsome, innit.
Tags: Youbig bunch of spazmaloids
Today I saw Jamie Oliver’s fat tongue spitting over a load of Sainsburys mince pies in what has now become the advertising event that signifies the beginning of Christmas consumerist mentalism. Rather than bitch about how overbearing it is, or how pathetic people are for bankrupting themselves to make sure their ugly fucking kids can [...]
Lolcats are not offensive
If you’re so humourless that you find a picture of a cat offensive, kill yourself. This world is not for you. Lolcats break up the constant stream of murder, rape, war and famine with some heart warming ‘ahhhhhh’. They bring far more joy to the world than your stupid fucking religions.
Again…Lolcats are [...]
I was listening to the Hard Floor remix of Blue Monday at the time. I’m aware that I said the last post would be the last one for a while but this is just momentous.
Tags: TheMighty Boosh
At 10am this morning Nora Pearl Blackett, my Gran, popped her clogs. This means the next couple of days are a bit up in the air as far as knowing what I’ll be doing or where I’ll be is concerned. It also means the promise I made (to myself and no-one else) to blog at [...]
I just had a wank then lost the use of my legs. It must have been the way I was sat as it appears that I managed to slow the arterial blood flow during the five minutes spent abusing my pump-action, single-barrelled yogurt cannon. When I mopped up then tried to stand I collapsed to [...]
Meat Loaf has cancelled his European tour because of a vocal chord cyst. He’s even stated on stage that he may have played his last ever gig.
You may be slightly surprised that I, a man with the most exquisite taste in music, would make mention of this. Rest assured, I’m not a closet fan of [...]
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