Archive for October, 2007
Fucking fuck fucker.
Fuck.
19.30 – Me: “I wonder which game I should watch? Arsenal or Barca? Well Arsenal will probably grind out a 1-0 against a ten-men-behind-the-ball Slavia Prague team. Barcelona at Ibrox is the one for me.”
2 1.31 – God: “Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You daft cunt. You watched a miserable goalless draw while [...]
It may not be the creamy MILF action provided by my beloved Claire Tomlinson but still, fucking WOW! The raw sexual energy on display here is guaranteed to force even the most manly, testosterone-dripping, heterosexual to beg for cock.
Sir Unbelievable Christopher Kamara of Middlesbrough and Lord Jeff “The Only Decent Thing To Come Out Of [...]
While flicking channels I’ve discovered something incredible. Gary Rhodes is the Tim Westwood of TV chefs.
That is all.
I noticed a modest spike in traffic yesterday so I checked my blog stats. It seems some members of some Derby County and Nottingham Forest message boards have picked up on my rant about Steven Bywater.
Then I noticed the search terms being used to find the blog. I hate the internet.
I switched Sky Sports on this morning for my weekly football-related hangover cure and to my absolute horror I found that my beloved MILF, Claire Tomlinson, had been replaced by some non-descript, pretty boy.
Determined to find out why the morning of stroking my erection that I’d been expecting had been so cruelly taken away, I [...]
It doesn’t make any sense. Ask any avid Rugby Union fan what just happened and they won’t be able to tell you. Right now they’re just hoofing the ball all over the place. They give penalties for no obvious reasons. I swear, they just make the game up as they go along.
The players look like [...]
Where, oh where, should I begin telling you about how haughty Mr. Daniel WB Blackett I is? How about here: It breaks my heart and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Mr. Blackett inculcate the hermeneutics of suspicion in otherwise open-minded people. Let me cut to the chase: His reason is not [...]
I’ve had my fair share of fuckwits comment on my blog. Well, to be fair, I’ve had my fair share of fuckwits comment on that Madeleine McCann post I did fucking forever ago. It’s clear that they’re too fucking stupid to actually read the content of the article and instead read the headline (Madeleine McCann [...]
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