Archive for September, 2007
Why is that whenever a referee makes a noteworthy decision, Sky Sports News roll out Jeff Winter. Mikel got sent off at the weekend and the ref has reported Chelsea for surrounding him and John “I get 1st dibs on manager as part of my playing contract, for fucks fucking sake” Terry grabbing his card.
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The only game I would recommend buying the Xbox 360 for. The best game ever. I don’t say that lightly.
That is all…because I need to kill things in Halo 3.
Bought a new computer game today but it keeps crashing. Colin McRae’s Helicoptor Simulator is wank.
A black man takes a woman home from a club. She says:
“Show me if it’s true what they say about black men.”
So he stabbed her and stole her purse.
I hate celebrity worship more than most. I spit at the chav mags at the checkout. I nearly puked when I saw the ad for Heat Magazine in which “Ziggy and Chanelle talk about their feelings”. I understand why people would be interested when someone of note does something amazing but I honestly couldn’t give [...]
There is a new hire car out in Portugal. It’s a small car and if you can’t get all your kids inside you can fit one in the boot. It’s called the Renault McCann.
I found this and did what I do best. I’m very proud of Knob Squadron.
I’ve just found the Newcastle network’s top five movies sitting in my Facebook news feed.
Pulp Fiction
Anchorman
Dirty Dancing
Fight Club
Shawshank Redemption
And we wonder why the rest of the country think we’re thick.
Fucking Anchorman.
Worth it for Steven Taylor’s spinal injury causing handball.
He’s just invented the ‘Triple Negative’. Speaking of Robin Van Persie’s penalty he just said:
“You can’t deny it’s not a penalty.”
It was a penalty. He’s even said that it was a penalty.
The big twat.
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