Archive for August, 2007

So we all watched the England game thinking “Why is he playing Kieron Dyer? He’ll just be injured straight after this game”. And we were absolutely right. Of all of the feckless charlatans wobbling about disgracing our nation last Wednesday, Kieron Dyer’s is easily the most inexplicable. He couldn’t hit a barn door from four [...]

No more Wes Browns. No more Gordon Strachans. No more Harpskis. Good for everyone, I think you’ll agree.

Every Sunday morning Sky Sports show Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement and Goals on Sunday. It is pure hardcore football porn. Being the obsessive football fan I am, I spend the entire Sunday morning with a football semi. This morning I found out that my Sunday is going to be much sexier from now on.
Jimmy Hill [...]

High definition telly is fucking great. With a crystal-clear picture and vibrant colour, it really is one of those things that you don’t think you need until you see it. Watching the footie is 100% awesome. You can actually read the names on the back of the player’s shirts. When you go back to standard [...]

Nothing better to do

My dad wanted to look at a new home insurance policy because he felt Budget were ripping him off. After a trip to moneysupermarket.com we found out that he was absolutely right. So he rang up the cheapest place (AA, I think) and set up his new policy.
Now I didn’t know this but because moneysupermarket.com [...]