Archive for July, 2007
I’ve just watched your Culture Show special on The Simpsons. When you’re trying to create a programme that purports to be a classy, high brow look at the most important television programme ever (probably), asking Nihal from Radio 1 to comment immediately turns it into a show about a cartoon for idiots. You might as [...]
If you got the B3ta newsletter today (and if you didn’t, you’re a dick) then you already have this.
Get it before the record label issue a cease and desist.
You lot are fucking weird.
I bought the Northern Echo yesterday. Every Wednesday is job day otherwise I wouldn’t wipe my arse with the rag. I decided to peruse the paper in Darlington’s premier pretentious real ale snob hovel, Number 22’s.
So I didn’t look like the unemployed pikey I am, I made a point of reading the paper from cover [...]
I just won a free song on iTunes. What should I get? Make it as shit as you like. I promise I’ll buy the first suggestion (providing it’s on iTunes of course).
Remember when Radiohead’s OK Computer came out? Remember thinking it was the most futuristic, trippy masterpiece ever made ever? That was ten years ago. TEN fucking years ago.
Well before you burst into tears, get a job at B & Q, buy some sensible trousers from Greenwoods or admit yourself into an old people’s home, have [...]
I’m all for the legalisation of drugs. If they’re legal, you can regulate the supply to make sure it’s as safe as possible and you can tax it to cover the treatment costs for those that get a bit too fond of them. Piss easy isn’t it. Basically fucking impossible to get wrong.
But here we [...]
I cancelled my MySpace account today. In the ‘Please tell us why you wish to cancel so we may be able to improve our service in future’ text box I wrote:
“Because you’re like internet cancer. Because I’m sick of getting spammed by shitty bands promoting their shitty songs. Because I don’t wish to be a [...]
I got Guitar Hero 2 on Friday. I wont wank on about it too much but, despite what 5olly says, it’s the best game ever. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to play Tonight I’m Going To Rock You Tonight with my band, Cock Sandwich.
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