Archive for June, 2007
If it wasn’t obvious already, I fucking hate religion. I tolerate religious followers but I don’t really respect them for subscribing to these absurd population control devices. In fact, I usually lose a bit of respect for people when I find out they’re religious. But I respect the right (if not the person using that [...]
I’m making this a regular feature. There’s something about wound up teenagers mining their feeble little minds for obscure insults that makes me howl with laughter. It’s particularly funny when they get wound up over fuck all.
Being a Mac whore, I was quite interested to read about the leak of the Leopard (the new Apple [...]
…fuck it, I dunno. I suppose what I’m trying to say is I’m addicted to Facebook.
I’m a little bit ashamed to admit it. I’m so anti-social networking that I wrote this in January. But the thing I like about Facebook, as opposed to MySpace, is you can easily check up on what your old school [...]
Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?
Because he’s black.
Want a Nintendo DS Lite with four top games? Of course you do. Well you could win one if you manage to win my exciting competition.
The rules are very simple. To win all you have to do is assassinate Richard Madeley. That’s right, it really is that simple. Bring me the head of that smarmy, [...]
We all know that the internet, while usually being a force for good, can be the perfect soapbox for the most hateful fucking idiots in the world.
For example, I read articles on Digg, Reddit and Fark. I like them because every now and again I’ll find something I like that I wouldn’t have found normally. [...]
I’ll be honest, my dad is starting to impose rules at the moment that fucking infuriate me. When I agreed to sell him the house I made him swear the he would not force me or my cats to change our regular routines. However, lately he’s taken to locking the three of them outside. His [...]
Dear my dad’s imbecile of an ex-girlfriend.
When you need to contact him on his mobile and he’s not near his phone, he will get a notification that he missed your call. You don’t need to ring back every fucking minute. We both know you’re so fucking tight that if he does pick up, you’ll just [...]
I’m going to start blogging the jokes Leon texts me (Is ‘texts’ a real word? It doesn’t feel like one). I always forget them and they’re always pretty good.
Michael Barrymore was asked if he’ll be doing panto this year. He said “I don’t think so. I did Aladdin four years ago and haven’t heard [...]
Easily the hardest man alive ever.
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